"all monsters are human" Hoodie

$69.95

The most chilling truth is the simplest one.

This unisex premium hoodie is made from a soft, heavyweight cotton blend for all-day comfort and long-lasting wear.

Featuring the stark statement “all monsters are human” in bold print, it’s a quiet warning wrapped in warmth.

Perfect for cool nights, cold cases, and those who know the real monsters walk among us.

80% cotton, 20% polyester. Kangaroo pocket. Adjustable drawstring hood.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.